Nothing pisses me off more than someone who spits sunflower seed shells all over without dropping a single one with the seed still in it.

savesomeonesstandards:

I made a new friend today

Nothing to see here. No hanky panky. Move along.

squirrelswithpeoplefood:

“At this time I think Wonderbread is going to pass on having you as the spokesperson.” 

Bastards.

How can they not see I am perfect for the role?

I don’t see the problem. Sounds like a fail proof plan to me.

Like the Cadbury bunny, I have a lot of posers trying to be me.

oohhhbaby:

cadbury easter egg bark

rainbowkittenvomit:

Cheesecake Filled Chocolate Easter Eggs

OMG MUST MAKE THESE!

oh-you-like-thatt:

On our road trip i found this.

How I am seeing the park right now.

Needs more bacon.

I see you putting that egg there.