Nothing pisses me off more than someone who spits sunflower seed shells all over without dropping a single one with the seed still in it.

savesomeonesstandards:

I made a new friend today

Nothing to see here. No hanky panky. Move along.

squirrelswithpeoplefood:

“At this time I think Wonderbread is going to pass on having you as the spokesperson.” 

Bastards.

How can they not see I am perfect for the role?

I don’t see the problem. Sounds like a fail proof plan to me.

oh-you-like-thatt:

On our road trip i found this.

I see you putting that egg there.

ohsharonho:

Green Park, London. 1st Apr 2012.

Humans hiding candy eggs in the park? Excellent.

Don’t expect this to protect you, fellow squirrels.

Tony Stark drives like a bat out of hell.

Come on now. There was no need to sic the dog on me. You have plenty of jonquils. You wouldn’t have missed those few. A little thinning is beneficial to the whole patch.